Is it NIKE (like Mike) or NIKEY (Like Pikey) ??

SUPER MARIO BROS: Princess Peach or Princess Toadstool??
(It's TOADSTOOL!!! I tells ya.)

FULL HOUSE: Jesse Cochrane or Jesse Kastopolis.
(When and why did they change his name?? And yes, I watched full house.)

BLAIR WITCH :Why does Heather feed the two fishermen their lines.
Fisherman: "I saw something rising up out of the water"
Heather: "Like it was a grey mistly vapor, rising up out of the water..."

BLAIR WITCH II (Book of Shadows) :Why did this movie suck so bad?
Is there even a book of shadows in the movie?
Why did they make it suck a point to say that KIM is psychic when it didn't go nowhere?Also, when they wake up after the "big blackout" and Tristan and Stephen find all thier shit torn to peices... Stephen is freaking out because 'Half of this stuff is Original Document, you know that?!"
Why the hell if they expected to be in the woods for the weekend to get some filler for their book, would they bring original documents??? Why?? It just doesn't make sense.

STAR JONES : What happened??? EAT SOME FOOD. You scary, freak of nature.

MR. BROOKS : There's no way that couple would have a "bag vaccuum" no way!! Did you see their loft... that place was swank..they had money, there's no way they'd have a bag vac, they'd have a Dyson or something... or at least a maid service.

CREST WHITESTRIPS COMMERCIAL : The one where the two girl are going to the laundry room, and hot guy happens to stop by....
What a Bitch, her friend is. Not only did she make a play (well wink and smile, at least) for the guy her friend likes... BUT, as they're walking to the laundry room "messy friend" complains how her whitening strips are a pain in the ass, and her friend says that hers are easy and fantastic... WHAT A BITCH!!! AGAIN!! She couldn't help her friend out? Give her a tip or two about what products to buy???
Women are PURE EVIL!

MAGIC BULLET : "It's easy. In ONE.............................................................. TWO........................................ THREE............................................. seconds, it's done.
Just three seconds, huh fellas??

DAILY DEVIATIONS : When am I gonna get one??