Jack Be Nimble

Jack be nimble, Jack be slick
Jack be blessed with 12" dick
But blessing may be curse concealed
Jack can't find date... Fear, tear between

Horny, Jack, he needs a cure
Vaseline, is friend for sure

But, Jack spends too much time in pants
Jack loses job; He can't pay rent

The bills pile up
Collections due
No heat, no light...
Eviction too

Jack starts pacing down the hall
Hands still in pant, Jack gets a thought

Laptop turned on
Webcam plugged in
Now Jack's collecting
By the min.


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Years back, I had the idea that I was gonna write a childish/children's book for people like me.. (People that think shit like this is funny!!)
Nothing really happened with it, except now, I have a collection of scraps of these 'altered' nursery rhymes on them..
So finally, I decided to illustrate them.... Well, one, anyway...


UPDATE: Super-flame added by the talented Mandy Mcgee [link]